Guttin’ the Hog – Baconquest 2017

So, you want bacon and happen to possess a recently deceased pig. Nice! But while the prospect of bacon can…

Dispatch in Port Heiden – Baconquest 2017

The other pigs looked on in horror as the .22 performed its function. Maybe they briefly wondered why one among…

Do you like bacon? I sure do. Yet, for one who enjoys such succulently savory meat, I’ve never actually spent…

Bounty of the sea, Pulled in from a net. Please prep properly, Treat gifts with respect. Flensed for the fining,…

“Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness.” –…

Sad news, friends. This here Port Heiden broadcast has come to the end of its canine segment. While we’ll all…

This is “Spot-on-Head.” Though I think her real name now is Hunter, or Hunter-girl, to invoke her femininity. However, Spot-on-Head…

There once was a noble black lab named Apollo. Yes, yes, he’s not a puppy, but his story is worth…

This is Topi (pronounced “toe-P”), he’s super friendly, opinionated about music, and oh so playful. Topi drives a big maroon…

This is Jacko. He’s great. One time, Jacko got tired and chilly on an evening walk, so I zipped him…